Hobbit Cafe Menu
2243 Richmond Ave, Houston, TX 77098, USA
Popular
- Meadle-Earth Burger — USD 15.99
- King Theoden’s Burger — USD 15.99
- Bombur's Bacon Cheese Burger — USD 15.99
- Mordor Hummus Platter — USD 12.99
- Fangorn Port — USD 19.99
Appetizers
- Chips & Queso — USD 7.99
- Chips & Salsa — USD 3.49
- Chips, Salsa & Queso — USD 9.99
- Dragon Wings (4) — USD 8.49 – Chicken wings served with Jamaican jerk sauce and our own chipotle sauce.
- Dragon Wings (6) — USD 12.49 – Chicken wings served with Jamaican jerk sauce and our own chipotle sauce.
- Dragon Wings (8) — USD 15.99 – Chicken wings served with Jamaican jerk sauce and our own chipotle sauce.
- Dwarven Quesadilla — USD 12.99 – Blackened salmon with jack cheese and grilled onions on corn tortillas served with pico de gallo and sour cream.
- Goblin Pickles — USD 7.99 – Lightly breaded and served with Chipotle Caesar dressing.
- Great Goblin's Platter — USD 24.99 – Shrimp rolls (2), Fried Pickles (8), jalapeno poppers (4), Dragon wings (4), and your choice of a Quesadilla.
- Hobbit Quesadilla — USD 9.99 – Jack cheese with red and green bell peppers on flour tortillas served with pico de gallo and sour cream. Optional protein.
- Lake-Town Shrimp Rolls — USD 8.99 – Cream cheese, shrimp, and chives, rolled in a spring roll paper and lightly fried. Served with a side of sweet Thai chili sauce.
- Lonely Mountain Black Bean Nachos — USD 10.99 – Tortilla chips topped with black beans and jack cheese, served with pico de gallo, jalapeño peppers and sour cream. Optional protein.
- Orc Poppers — USD 9.99 – Jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese, lightly fried and served with our salsa.
Salads
- The Fellowship Platter — USD 16.99 – Roasted garlic hummus, tabouli, kalamata olives, feta, dolmas, roasted red peppers, tomato, and cucumber on spring mix served wit…
- Treebeard's Guacamole Salad — USD 9.99 – Guacamole on spring mix with tomato and alfalfa sprouts served with corn tortilla chips and house-made red salsa.
- Wizard Quesadilla — USD 9.99 – Baby spinach, mushrooms and jack cheese, served with sour cream and pico de gallo.
- Easterling Tropical Salad — USD 15.99 – Jamaican jerk grilled chicken on spring mix dressed with spiced honey-yogurt, topped with fresh fruit, sliced almonds, and toasted coconut.
- Fili's Caesar Salad — USD 11.99 – Romaine lettuce with croutons, parmesan cheese, and our house-made Caesar dressing.
- Frodo Fruit Salad — USD 9.99 – Bananas, strawberries, pineapple, red grapes, kiwi, and cantaloupe tossed in Greek yogurt and honey, topped with sliced almonds and shredded coconut.
- Hobbit Salad — USD 8.99 – Spring mix with tomatoes, cucumbers, and shredded carrots.
- Kili's Greek Salad — USD 12.99 – Spring mix with feta cheese, kalamata olives, tomatoes, cucumbers, and red onions, and pepperoncini tossed in oil, vinegar, and herbs.
- Strider's Protein Platter — USD 9.99 – Your choice of tabouli, tuna salad, chicken salad, curry chicken salad, or egg salad. Served on a bed of spring mix with sliced tomato.
- Tolkien Bowl — USD 15.99 – Spring mix with tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, feta cheese, and house-made Caesar dressing. Or, wrap it up in a spinach tortilla! Choose two options.
Beyond the Shire
- Celeborn's Cheese Enchiladas — USD 12.99 – Jack cheese in corn tortillas, topped with chipotle verde sauce. Served with black beans, brown rice, and sour cream.
- Elrond's Guacamole Tacos — USD 10.99 – Guacamole, sliced tomato and shredded cheddar in a crispy corn tortilla shell served with pico de gallo and alfalfa sprouts. Optional choice of protein.
- Fangorn Portobello Fajitas — USD 19.99 – Sizzling portobello mushroom caps, red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic served with
- Gollum's Fish (2) Tacos — USD 13.99 – Blackened fish fillet on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.
- Gollum's Grouper Fish Tacos — USD 17.99 – Blackened grouper fillet topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.
- Gondor — USD 20.99 – Blackened Cajun-seasoned flounder with house-made cilantro-lime cream sauce, brown rice, veggie medley, and red onion garnish.
- Helm's Deep Fajitas (Beef) — USD 24.99 – Sizzling beef with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de…
- Fajitas (Chicken) — USD 19.99 – Sizzling chicken with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pic…
- Helm's Deep Fajitas (combo) — USD 23.99 – Sizzling beef and chicken with red and green bell pepper and onions sauteed in olive oil, white wine and garlic, served with shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, black beans, brown rice, whole
- Lady Galadriel's Magic Enchiladas — USD 13.99 – Sauteed spinach, mushrooms and onions in corn tortillas topped with house-made mole sauce and melted jack cheese. Served with black beans, brown rice, and pico de gallo.
- Lindon Burrito — USD 12.99 – San Diego-inspired, loaded with seasoned fries, choice of protein, avocado, pico de gallo, shredded cheddar, and sour cream, served with corn tortilla chips.
- Rohan Chicken Enchiladas — USD 15.99 – Shredded chicken breast sauteed with tomatoes and onion in corn tortillas topped with your chosen sauce and melted jack cheese. Served with black beans, brown rice, and pico de gallo.
- Lorien Salmon — USD 20.99 – Grilled salmon fillet served with brown rice and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).
- Lorien Shrimp — USD 17.99 – Grilled shrimp (10) served with brown rice and veggie medley (grilled or steamed).
- Rivendell Chicken — USD 17.99 – Chicken breast topped with house-made Jamaican Jerk sauce and toasted coconut, served with mango pico de gallo, curried brown rice, an…
- Rivendell Salmon — USD 21.99 – Salmon filet topped with house-made Jamaican Jerk sauce and toasted coconut, served with mango pico de gallo, curried brown rice, an…
- Smeagol's Shrimp (2) Tacos — USD 14.99 – Blackened shrimp on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.
- Smeagol's Shrimp (3) Tacos — USD 18.99 – Blackened shrimp on corn tortillas topped with shredded red cabbage and our own Chipotle Caesar dressing. Served with mango pico, Hobbit salsa and a side of black beans and rice.
- Smeagol's Shrimp Enchiladas — USD 16.99 – Grilled shrimp (8) and grilled onions in corn tortillas topped with house-made cilantro-lime 'blanca' cream sauce. Rolled to order.
- Valinor — USD 13.99 – Steamed or grilled medley of broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, zucchini and yellow squash over a bed of black beans and brown rice, topped with shredded red cabbage.
Burgers
- Hobbit Burger — USD 12.99 – Grilled Angus with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
Sandwiches
- Prancing Pony Hickory Burger — USD 15.99 – Grilled Angus patty topped with bacon, cheddar, barbecue sauce, spring mix, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
- Radagast's Mushroom Burger — USD 12.99 – Portobello mushroom cap marinated in olive oil, balsamic and spice atop spring mix, tomato and red onion with basil pesto.
- Aragorn's Avocado Burger — USD 14.99 – Grilled Angus with avocado. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
- The Balrog Burger — USD 23.99 – Double patty, avocado, bacon, cheddar and jack cheese, sauteed jalapenos, sauteed mushrooms, spring mix, tomato, onion, and…
- Bifur's Lamb Burger — USD 16.99 – Fresh ground leg of lamb grilled and served with spring mix, tomatoes, marinated cucumbers, red onion, and mayo.
- Bofur's Buffalo Burger — USD 15.99 – Grilled lean buffalo patty served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
- Bolg's Black & Bleu Burger — USD 15.99 – Cajun seasoned burger blackened and topped with sautéed bell peppers and onions with blue cheese dressing.
- Boromir's Boudin Burger — USD 15.99 – One half pound Angus burger topped with one quarter pound smoked jalapeño pork boudin, mango pico de gallo, spring mix,…
- Dori's Salmon Burger — USD 14.99 – Grilled wild salmon patty served with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and dill dressing.
- Eowyn's Elk Burger — USD 19.99 – Colorado elk, ghost pepper cheddar, fig jam, caramelized onions and arugula.
- Fool of a Took Turkey Burger — USD 12.99 – Ground turkey, spring mix, tomato, onion, and pickle with mayo.
- Jamaican Jerk Burger — USD 12.99 – Grilled Angus topped with Caribbean Jerk Sauce. Served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
- Mirkwood Black Bean Burger — USD 12.99 – Our own black bean patty served with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, and hummus. (Vegan)
- Mt. Doom Burger — USD 15.99 – Grilled Angus patty topped with chorizo, hatch queso, guacamole, pico de gallo, sauteed jalapenos, sliced serranos and cilantro.
- Ori's Grouper Burger — USD 16.99 – 8 oz. grouper filet, spring mix, tomato, red onion, tartar sauce and a side.
- Saruman's Caesar Burger — USD 14.99 – Grilled Angus patty topped with house-made Caesar dressing, shredded parmesan, sauteed jalapenos, spring mix, tomato, onion, pickle, and mayo.
- Ballin Dwalin Upgrade — USD 15.99
- Bilbo the Magnificent — USD 10.99
Hobbit Sweets
- Dwalin — USD 12.99 – Curried chicken salad mixed with red grapes, green onions, and sliced almonds atop spring mix, tomato, and mayo.
- Fatty Lumpkin — USD 11.99 – Albacore tuna mixed with red apple, green onion, red onion, and mayo between tomato and melted jack cheese.
- Gandalf — USD 11.99 – Avocado topped with mushrooms (fresh or sauteed) and melted jack cheese.
- Gandalf Shadowfax Upgrade — USD 17.99 – Avocado topped with sauteed mushrooms, sauteed onions, boudin, bacon, a fried egg, and melted jack cheese.
- Samwise Gamgee — USD 13.99 – Thick-cut smoked turkey breast, bacon, spring mix, tomato, and mayo.
- Shire Hobbiton Upgrade — USD 14.99 – Avocado, tabouli, alfalfa sprouts, boudin link, sauteed mushrooms, sauteed jalapenos, tomato, and hummus.
- Smaug Arkenstone Upgrade — USD 16.99 – Thick-sliced smoked turkey breast, avocado, bacon, jalapenos (fresh or grilled), sauteed onions, Chipotle Caesar dressing, tomato, and melted jack cheese.
- Smaug's Delight — USD 13.99 – Thick-sliced smoked turkey breast, avocado, tomato, and melted jack cheese.
- The Far Down — USD 10.99 – Boiled egg mixed with dill weed and mayo between guacamole, tomato, and mayo.
- The Shire — USD 11.99 – Avocado, tabouli, alfalfa sprouts, tomato, and hummus.
- Thorin Oakenshield — USD 10.99 – Tabouli topped with mushrooms (fresh or sauteed) and melted jack cheese.
- Withywindle — USD 11.99 – Chicken salad mixed with green onions and mayo atop spring mix, tomato, and mayo.
- Elven Kings’ Rings — USD 12.99 – (3) mini-croissants with choice of salad: Curry Chicken, Chicken, Tuna, Egg or Tabouli between veganaise or mayo and romaine.
- Falafel Wrap — USD 14.99 – Falafel (6), hummus, tzatziki, feta, cucumber, tomato, red onion, and spring mix.
- Lembas Avocado Toast — USD 10.99 – Open-faced seeded wheat toast, avocado, alfalfa sprouts, sliced radish, sunflower seeds, and shredded carrots.
- Bag End Key Lime Pie — USD 8.99
- Brandywine Bourbon Pecan Pie — USD 8.99
- Carrot Cake of Angmar — USD 9.99
- GF/Vegan Cheesecake — USD 9.99
- Oin & Gloin's Cheesecake — USD 9.99
- Old Man Willow's Mousse Cake — USD 9.99
- Salted Caramel Cheesecake — USD 8.99
Kids Meals
- Blakeley's Nachos — USD 8.00
- Cheese Quesadillas — USD 8.00
- Chicken Dino — USD 8.00
- Grilled Cheese — USD 8.00
- Kid Burger — USD 8.00
Sides
- Large Avocado — USD 3.99
- Small Avocado — USD 1.99
- Corn Tortilla (1) — USD 0.49
- Corn Tortilla (4) — USD 1.49
- Flour Tortilla — USD 0.49
- Guacamole — USD 1.99
- Hummus — USD 4.99
- Jalapenos — USD 0.99
- Lord of the Onion Rings — USD 9.99
- Mango Pico de Gallo — USD 2.49
- Mixed Veggies Bowl — USD 6.99
- Mordor Hummus — USD 6.99 – Hummus, avocado, serrano, cilantro, and lime juice.
- Pico de Gallo — USD 1.99
- Pita Round (1) — USD 1.99
- Queso — USD 7.99
- Queso (2oz.) — USD 1.99
- Queso Fries — USD 8.99
- Salsa — USD 1.49
- Sauteed Mushrooms — USD 0.99
- Seasoned Fries — USD 7.99
- Side Sprouts — USD 1.59
- Sliced Bread — USD 0.99
- Sour Cream — USD 1.99
- Sweet Potato Fries — USD 8.99
- Uruk Fries — USD 10.99
- Vegan Queso — USD 2.49
Soups
- Hobbit Soup — USD 3.99
- Morgoth's Gazpacho — USD 4.99
Beverages
- Apple Juice — USD 3.49
- Athelas — USD 5.99
- Black Tea — USD 3.19
- Blue Wizard's Lemonade — USD 4.99
- Hot Tea — USD 3.19
- Coffee — USD 3.19
- Ent's Lemonade — USD 3.99
- Guayaki Yerba Mate — USD 5.99
- Herbal Tea — USD 3.19
- Kickin' Kombucha — USD 5.49
- St Arnold Ginger Beer — USD 3.99
- Milk — USD 3.49
- Mines of Moria Coffee — USD 6.99 – Cold-brewed with locally roasted Green Dragon coffee.
- Orange Juice — USD 3.99
- Rosie Cotton's Lemonade — USD 4.99
- Soda — USD 3.19
- St Arnold Root Beer — USD 3.99
- Tom Bombadil (A.P.) — USD 3.99
- Topo Chico — USD 3.49
Smoothies
- Arwen (banana\coconut) — USD 7.99 – Banana and coconut.
- Baggins Banana — USD 7.49 – Banana and cinnamon.
- Bucklebury Blueberry — USD 8.99 – Blueberry with Greek yogurt.
- Gimli — USD 8.99 – Peanut butter, banana, carob, and cinnamon.
- Legolas — USD 8.99 – Avocado, spinach, and mango.
- Merry Mango — USD 8.99
- Misty Mountain Strawberry — USD 7.49
- Mithril Mix — USD 7.99 – Strawberry, banana, and pineapple.
- My Precious Peach — USD 8.99 – Seasonal.
- Peach Mango — USD 8.99 – Seasonal.
- Straw Banana — USD 7.99 – Strawberry and banana.
- Tauriel (kiwi\straw) — USD 7.99 – Kiwi and strawberry.
- Tropical Pippin — USD 7.99 – Pineapple and coconut.
- Wilderland Nut (banana\almond) — USD 7.99 – Banana and almond.
Clothes
- Dual Logo T Shirt — USD 23.99
- Swangin N Bangin — USD 14.99
- T Shirt — USD 21.99
- T Shirt XXL — USD 27.99
- Hobbit Hole Shirt — USD 27.99
- Ladies Tank Top — USD 29.99
- Muscle Tank — USD 34.99
- T Shirt XXXL — USD 31.99
Glass
- Hobbit Belgian Tulip Glass (13 oz) — USD 9.99
- Hobbit Growler — USD 12.99
- Hobbit Growler with Fill — USD 7.99
- Hobbit Pint Glass — USD 9.99
- Hobbit Tulip Glass (10 oz) — USD 9.99
- Hobbit Wine Glass — USD 9.99
- Hobbit Hut Glass — USD 14.99
- Embossed Pint Glass — USD 13.99
- Hobbit Mini Mug — USD 33.00
- Hobbit Ceramic Pilsner — USD 42.00
Misc.
- Hobbit Frisbee — USD 4.99
- Hobbit Keychain — USD 4.99
- Hobbit Koozie — USD 3.99
- Hobbit Sticker — USD 2.49
- Elf Ears — USD 8.00
- Ear Cuff (Single) — USD 10.00
- Ear Cuff (Pair) — USD 18.00
- Poster — USD 8.00
- Green Dragon Coffee — USD 6.00
Brunch Food
- Ala Carte Bagel — USD 4.00
- Ala Carte Waffle — USD 6.00
- Almond Cake (1) — USD 6.00
- Almond Cakes (2) — USD 11.00
- Avocado Omelette — USD 16.00
- Bacon Strips (2) — USD 4.00
- Bagel & Lox — USD 16.00
- Beef Fajita & Eggs — USD 16.00
- Benedict — USD 13.00
- Blueberry Cakes — USD 6.00
- Boudin & Eggs — USD 14.00
- Boudin Link — USD 4.00
- Breakfast Taco Plate — USD 14.00
- Broccoli Cheddar Omelette — USD 16.00
- Chicken and Waffles — USD 18.00
- Chicken Sausage — USD 4.00
- Chilaquiles y Huevos — USD 14.00
- Choc Chip Cakes — USD 6.00
- Chorizo & Eggs — USD 14.00
- Coconut Cakes — USD 6.00
- English Muffin — USD 1.39
- Frodo Fruit Salad — USD 12.00
- Fruit Bowl — USD 8.99
- Ginger Pancake — USD 6.00
- Greek Omelette — USD 16.00
- Huevos a la Shire — USD 14.00
- Lavender Cake (1) — USD 6.00
- Lavender Cakes (2) — USD 11.00
- Mediterranean Omelette — USD 16.00
- Migas — USD 14.00
- Nutella Cakes — USD 6.00
- One Egg — USD 2.00
- Pistachio Cake (1) — USD 6.00
- Pistachio Cakes (2) — USD 11.00
- Plain Cakes — USD 6.00
- Portobello & Eggs — USD 18.99
- Serranos — USD 0.99
- Side Cream Cheese — USD 0.99
- Side Fruit — USD 4.00
- Southwest Omelette — USD 16.00
- Spin\Mush Omelette — USD 16.00
- Strawberry Cakes (1) — USD 6.00
- Three Eggs — USD 6.00
- Toast (2) Slices — USD 4.00
- Trio Omelette — USD 16.00
- Two Eggs — USD 4.00
- Vegan Eggs & Veggies — USD 14.00
- Avocado Toast Brunch — USD 13.00
- Brunch Potato — USD 4.00
Brunch Drinks
- Bellini Brunch — USD 7.00
- Bloody Mary Brunch — USD 7.00
- Mimosa Brunch — USD 7.00
- Mimosa Brunch Carafe — USD 18.00
- Sangria Brunch — USD 7.00
- Sangria Brunch Carafe — USD 17.00
- Smaug Claw Brunch — USD 7.00
- Space City Brunch — USD 7.00
- Margarita Brunch — USD 7.00
- Shire Sunrise Brunch — USD 10.00
- Mother's Day Bubbles — USD 15.00
Brunch Smoothies
- Arwen (banana/coconut) — USD 9.00
- Baggins Banana — USD 9.00
- Buckleberry Blueberry — USD 9.00
- Cantaloupe — USD 9.00
- Misty Mountain Strawberry — USD 9.00
- Mithril Mix — USD 9.00
- Straw Banana — USD 9.00
- Tauriel (kiwi/strawberry) — USD 9.00
- Tropical Pippin — USD 9.00
- Wilderland Nut (banana/almond) — USD 9.00
Menu and prices last checked 2026-09-20.